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Debt doesn`t buy happiness either.
Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they`d leave that one on too.
Why do people have to get ready for bed? I`m always ready for bed.
Congratulations! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
I will be responsible for my actions....when my actions become more responsible.
The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working!
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I`m thinking about getting her a treadmill.
Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
“I don’t watch TV” proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet.