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Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
when i have children im going to make them watch 2012 and tell them i survived all of that.
my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
I don`t know if getting everything I want would make me happy, but the opposite is not working at all.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
In the spirit of spring cleaning and Easter, I`m keeping the dust bunnies as decorations.
Why do they have “limited edition” scented candles? Are there crazy people collecting these things?
Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it`s that everyone speaks English after they die.
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
If running late counted as exercise I would be the healthiest motherf*cker you ever saw
I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.