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On a scale of Doopers, you`re pretty Super.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Why is it always "I see you drank all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."
Please, please don`t be a bitch to me. Because then I`ll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
The synonym for `reality` is `offline`
My boss doesn’t like it when I play slavery songs at work….
The difference between a straight girl and a lesbian is about four or five drinks.
Not that I expect 100% truth in advertising, but shouldn’t those women in the tampon commercials be wielding chainsaws and burning stuff down, not laughing and dancing?
Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
Do watch out for elderly neighbours in the heat wave. They`re liable to trap you for hours and talk about the weather.
Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
Has anybody seen my keys? they`re awesome.
If 3 people have sex, it`s called a 3-some. If 2 people have sex, it`s called a 2-some. I guess we now know why they call you HAND-some.
Not a day goes by when I don`t try to use The Force.