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Some days your the bug; some days your the windshield.
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.
Mom: How are your grades this semester? Me:.... Mom:.... Me: Mother what`s important is that we have our health
Someday, I`ll live in my OWN basement!
9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook… When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.
1st thing I do after great sex! Turn the alarm clock off.........
If there wasn’t such thing as a last minute I’d never get anything done.
"Crazy" is just another name for "Someone who knows how to have fun"
I’ve taken off my pants in most malls that I’ve been to.
If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…