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“Let me rephrase this question so I can get pissed off at you all over again.” - WOMEN
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
Ever notice how the automatic flush sensors in public restrooms kinda look like hidden cameras?
keeps getting dirty voicemails from unknown numbers. If it`s you.. Send more
Wish I turned into a wolf every month instead of getting my period
It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
I don`t like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?
I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Disgusting. I nearly couldn`t finish my sandwich.
Things you need to know about me: 1- I`m lazy 2- hmm, one is enough
Ahh, Spring. When the days get longer and the dresses get shorter!!
I just found out that his full name is actually, Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
Happy 4th of July ! ... It`s a holiday. You know what that means... Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready.
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
When my dog sniffs another dog’s poop I can only assume that it’s their equivalent to checking a friend’s facebook page.
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.