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As a kid, i was afraid of the dark. Now as an adult, I love the dark because I am terrified of the electrical bill.
I`d rather run into the four horsemen of the apocalypse than a group of women out on a "girls` night."
I´ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
I`m not saying your opinion is stupid, I`m just saying you`re stupid for having it
The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows sincerely & does exactly as he says is a photographer
I`ve just realised that I`ve got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.
It`s hard to be a good person when kids fit so perfectly into trash cans.
How do we not have lightsabers yet? Its like scientists aren´t even trying.
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
One fun way to describe Facebook is “imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart.”
So far this is the oldest I`ve ever been.
:): The Bipolar smiley face
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?