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Definition: Brain - Your body`s hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.
**TORNADO WARNING** Everyone head to Giants Stadium. Safest place to avoid a touch down.
If you are used to seeing a fat, naked guy walk around his house, then you are probably my neighbor.
If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
I have never been guilty of taking the smaller pizza slice.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
Next time a guy says he wants to fight you, just say "not in that outfit!" and roller skate away
Come on Facebook friends. Be honest with me. Does my butt make my pants look fat?
Male camel toe? Dude that`s just nuts.
I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
Just found my TV remote and a newspaper in my fridge. It`s pretty awesome that society lets me live by myself.
I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.