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It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
I`m glad it`s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
Step One: Always have a solid alibi.
I wish the Microsoft Paperclip would just pop up when I’m making a questionable decision for my life.
You say you don`t need to drink to have fun. All I`m hearing is designated driver.
If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
hmmmm...halo or horns today??
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I’m off to find a bar with a mirror.
The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there`s tons of those things. Relax, there will always be a lota worms......
Good news everyone – my proctologist called and all the tests were negative. Bad news - his ring is missing...