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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face
With a great a$$ comes great responsibility!
Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf
Tonight`s good mood is sponsored by ... Beer!!
I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
Why can`t my coworkers just play on the Internet like normal people instead of trying to engage me in conversation.
Feeding my kid cold pizza. They will be off to college soon and preparation is the key to success.
Statistics show the number one cause of failed relationships is opening your mouth and letting words come out.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Over 500 channels and not a DAMN THING to watch! I suppose I should subscribe to some of them...
Never hire an Electrician with no eyebrows
Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light