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I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children.
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.
Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
The "best part of waking up" doesn`t even make sense.
I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it.
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts.
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can`t cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
Nice try speed bumps, it`s a rental.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.