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Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
I`m going to get one of those "My Family" stick figure decals for the back of my car. It`s going to be me, a bottle of whiskey, and a pizza.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
The only thing wrong with eary mornings is being awake.
Bless me Father for I hit send.
One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
I’d go to the gym but I’m still tinkering with the ultimate workout playlist I started three years ago.
When is National Slap a Co-worker Day? ... Please say tomorrow
It`s a lot easier to chuck a co-worker in the dumpster than it is to listen to his problems.
Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.
Those days where you don`t take anyone`s sh!t ... Yeah, today is one of those days.
You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.