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Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
I don`t know who I feel more sorry for.. myself for never being able to find where I parked my car?.. or the poor bastards following me through the parking lot hoping to take my parking space...
So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.
Don`t tell me what to do unless you`re naked.
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 40 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 3. Now close your eyes.... It`s dark isn`t it.
Calm down shouty museum man. I think it`s pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
The guy who invented the Time Machine has just died.... RIP DAVE JONES 2187-2014
Im at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to sh!t faster because it`s cold.
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
I need to do laundry so bad I`m actually wearing Christmas stockings
If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
There`s a time and a place for alcohol ... In my hand and now.
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.