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A birth control pill a day keeps the mini-van away.
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store.... Today..!!
Today is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day." ... I just made it up. Tell the others.
I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone.
Gym update: not there
Now that I`m turning 40, I need to be careful about what I eat and drink and make sure I am getting my nutrients. That is why I just added pulp-free Orange Juice to my Vodka.
Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
It`s that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
There`s nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can`t cure.
If you had to choose between your significant other and a million dollars, what`s the first thing you`d buy?
I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me 1 million dollars.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
Tip of the day: Don`t be a douche!