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The meek shall inherit the earth. Probably because they`re the only ones who won`t complain about what we`ve done to it.
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway.
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
I spend more time looking in the fridge than I actually do eating.
I think eating is my kind of sport.
Never believe a person who claims is telling the truth while holding a pack of beers in both their hands
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I`m going to bed
I`m starting to doubt that all of the people in this singing group are called Carol.
why were you in my dreams again? i`m starting to think you`re stalking me.
It`s really cold out there folks. If you`re heading to Wal-Mart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.
I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.
I`m not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything... Far from it.
Gravity didn`t seem this strong twenty-five years ago.
I feel that being a smarta$$ is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding.