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Don`t judge if you don`t know me. Unless you`re my bartender & you say "This guy looks like he needs another double vodka martini" then please do..
Somedays I could do without the life lesson
I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
Anyone that tells you money is the root of all evil is f*cking broke.
I`m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butts.
With all the potato chip flavors available now, I see no point in buying actual food...
Today in my local cemetery I came across the grave of Arthur Wynne the inventor of the crossword puzzle. For those that want to know where he is buried it`s 6 down and 4 across.
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
If your having a bad day, remember that somewhere on this big planet, someone just lost their straw in a capri sun!!
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
I hate people who take drugs ... Customs for example.
Wonder what my couch is doing right now.