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Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.
Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
Nice try Jehovah’s Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
If you have no regrets in life, you clearly have never gone out with me.
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
My dad says that if I don`t stop typing so loudly, he`s gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK
I wonder how many 5 Hour Energy`s it would take to levitate?
The leading cause of divorce ? ... marriage
Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
It`s funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I`m going to say stop.
I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
Several decisions I make on a daily basis hinge upon the question "illegal or just frowned upon?"
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on.
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.