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Omg!! got 6 numbers on the Lotto.. and the stupid machine didn´t pick any of them
Days are short in December but spending them with family really stretches them out.
Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I followed my heart...now I`m at the liqour store
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
My neighbour has diabetes and now she won`t make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me.
What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
You really are the cat`s pajamas, and by that I mean you`re a stupid idea.
I wonder how the Never-ending story is doing.
They`re having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I`m dreading it.
Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!