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3yo just yelled "face-five!" & slapped his brother in the face. I`m totally using that at work tomorrow.
Insert coin to view my status message.
Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
After visiting the gov`t healthcare site, I don`t know why I was so worried about their ability to spy on me...
When I grow up I´d like to be a "Retired Lottery Winner."
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
Playing dead on the couch all day in case a bear attacks. That`s not lazy, that`s proactive.
Who needs the weather network when you have Facebook.
What do women say when they are actually fine?
It`s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
I don`t mean to brag... but I`m a pretty damn good peek-a-boo opponent
Tonight I’m trying to get to that happy place right between don’t know my own name and head in the toilet.
You want me to smile? How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren`t getting enough fiber?
Wow, it`s beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn`t a glare on my screen.