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Dear guys: Women don`t want pictures of your d!ck. Maybe try sending a screenshot of your bank statement and see where things go.
"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.
You left a note on the fridge saying "This isn`t working. Goodbye" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don`t get it.
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."
I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I`m here to `like` them.
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
Q.Teacher: why do we drink water? A. Learner : Because we cant eat it!
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I`m thinking about getting her a treadmill.
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it´s for them?