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umm umm u know that school where i got the degree from
Huge spoiler here ... Did you know Dave is actually NOT the real father of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
What does Miley Cyrus have for dinner on Christmas? Twerky :`)
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don`t want myself to know about.
Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
What do they give the person that has everything? antibiotics
Heard Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing. Sure it`s dangerous, but surely it isn`t against the law to run in high heels...
How does anything EVER get done at the bubble wrap factory??
I like how the package for cotton swabs says don`t put them in your ears and everyone in the world is thinking: "WTF else would I do with them?!"
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…
I hate fake people...especially the ones at the mall advertising clothes in front of the stores