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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Sadly no matter how hard you try, you can`t mail a fart. Too bad though, because this would actually make paying Bills a lot more fun.
It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going.
Missed Connection: You were standing at the RedBox. I was in my car self pleasuring. I accidentally honked like 8 times.
One of the greatest things about owning a dog is how happy they are to see you even though you just stepped out of the house for 30 seconds.
Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, "You gotta bring it today!" ... So I packed a lunch and went to work.
Ever have to poop and your abdominals start to relax just as you near the toilet, and then you notice that `Out of Order` sign or the empty toilet paper dispenser?
If you work Security in a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
So many Jehovah`s Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah`s Evidence.
Did the Energizer Bunny finally stop going and going, and none of us even noticed it?
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?
I thought `Pokemon` was a Jamaican Porn... My bad...
It`s not "you`re" or "your". It`s mine. It`s all mine, everything is mine!