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Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.
Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be "YOUR" blood.
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
If I weren´t such an alcoholic I would throw my drink in your face
"Just Be yourself" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
Whew! Thank you warning label I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
i was sooo funny i cracked me off.......
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
Imagine how out of control drinking would if we didn`t have hangovers
Tieam... problem solved
If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.