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A wise man once said nothing.
wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don`t solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
I recently jumped on the back of my psychologist and started counting...1...2...3 and he was so suprised asking me what I was doing and I answered offendedly: "Well you`re the one who said I could always count on you !"
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
Jake from State Farm works some very crappy hours.
My Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling somewhere laughing at me.
We can land a rover on an asteroid, but they can`t make a can of shaving cream that doesn`t spill 1/10th of it`s contents after every use.
I`m more indecisive than a John in a brothel with gold credit card.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
The awkward moment when you type HO instead of HI.
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.