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Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
I noticed the toilet roll incorrectly installed in your selfie.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend.
The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
My next pet is going to be named "Peeve."
Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don`t like being that guy holding two purses.
You might be a REDNECK if you think S.T.O.P. means spin tires on pavement!! :)) lol
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
Give up, itsy-bitsy spider. It wasn`t meant to be.
If someone says they`ll always be there for you...make sure you find out exactly where "there" is.
Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.
It looks like bathroom tai chi but it`s me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser.
During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....