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i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Things I`ve learned: There`s no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid.
Sorry I can’t make it to your party tonight. I have to get up really early tomorrow afternoon.
I`m really tired but it`s OK. There`s a nap for that.
Why is it that when my wife refers to her friends as "girlfriends" its normal but when i call my male friends "boyfriends" i lose my friends?
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
There are two types of people in this world: those who know how to handle stress, and those who need bail money.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house, but that fly is dead.
Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you can just plow thru Uranus because it`s all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
Where is the button to restart summer?
Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride
First rule of Pizza club, you don’t share it.