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The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
I`m glad it`s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
You should have been a chicken and just went home.
Sometimes I go on Google Earth and just spin the sh!t out of the world & pretend I`m making everyone really dizzy.
I`m fortunate that anger and nicotine have zero calories.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
I can’t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
Even if you don`t pay, they`ll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
Don`t be sad, laundry. Nobody is doing me either.
I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
Being human is expensive and exhausting.
We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch