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Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so f*ck off
I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
You should have been a chicken and just went home.
Seagull Manager; Someone who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everyone and then leaves.
Pro tip: Do not make snow angels in a dog park.
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.”
I`d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly or a brown bear. But maybe like a care bear. I`d fight one of those sonsabitches for you.
Had another daydream where I`m doing the mexican hat dance and CIA guys watching me from satellites are dancing along in their control room
If your girlfriend has $15 and you have $30, your girlfriend actually has $45.
Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.
It takes me like three days to wake up in the morning.
The reason I don`t play Scrabble online, is that I can`t throw the tiles at the person who beats me.
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.