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You think you are too small to make a difference? then you have never spent a single night with a mosquito.
I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell Oily Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
Back in my day, we didn’t have computers or the internet. Everyone had to walk uphill for days to tell me I’m an a$$hole.
No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn’t see the person so I’m not going to assume what gender she was.
There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house.
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
"Sleeping on the couch" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
Sir, your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32
The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
I drink coffee for your protection.
If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.