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No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
Pizza gal reads my order back to me and says,"You have one large thick sausage, anything else?" With a smirk I reply,"Yes, I`d also like to order a pizza."
You don’t look like 200 likes in person.
I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
You call it "Road Rage". I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around a$$holes that don`t know how to f*cking drive."
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.
If you really want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "I shouldn`t be telling you this but ..."
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then.
I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit
You`re the type of person who didn`t rewind the Blockbuster VHS...