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You all take typos way too serious, you gays.
The patience I have for my kids is directly proportional to the amount of people watching me.
You know it`s time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
So, all theses years I thought it was the dyer making my shirts not fit. now I`m pretty sure it the refrigerator.
Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow.
If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out.
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
I hate it when someone turns the light on while I`m sleeping and I`m like O_-
Just finished building Rome with Legos. Took me a day.
When the kids come home from school they close the door then almost immediately open another door..... The one to the fridge!!!!