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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
If suppositories were just a bit smaller, they would be a whole lot easier to swallow...........................
If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`. I`ll definitely turn around and look.
What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone`s life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?
Just came to the realization that with their ridiculous fees, I`m tipping my ATM more than my bartender.
Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
[takes out checkbook][clicks pen] Alright, how much to make these Bit Strips to go away forever.
Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I’m “the one,” but isn’t talking to a police officer.
I havend`t heard from DAEMON MAILER in years, I hope he`s okay.
Why would you be scared to get Ebola? You haven`t left your couch since 2011.
Why aren`t they called A$$teroids instead of hemorrhoids???
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion.