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life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
Apparently "I`ll break your god damn legs" isn`t the problem solving skills that employers are looking for, at least according to HR anyway.
Iād like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
Why does the girl in the Wendy`s commercials have Ronald McDonalds hair?
"I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
What are nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What are nuts on the chest? Chestnuts. What are nuts against a chin? Blow job.
The three most terrifying words a woman can utter to a man are "notice anything different?"
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
One of my female friend is reading a book called "Learn to drive in a week" for the last 3 years.
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends
for those people out there who don`t know me, congrats your not a facebook addict
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks