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It’s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
I love that moment when I`m cruising down the highway listening to country music and I suddenly realize "wait a minute I can change the station!"
Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks.So if you`re swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
McDonalds ... closing thigh gaps since 1967.
Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
I`ve started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
My therapist says I`m a clueless, un-observant trainwreck. Which is weird because up until this moment, I never even knew he was a therapist.
I dont care how you live your life, so just let me live mine. Yeah whatever.
The only solution to a problem is to find the source and Kill it.
Can`t they just make a "Poke infinity" button?
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco...they have concrete walls...years of foods and supplies...and best of all the zombies can`t get in without a Costco membership card.