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life is unfair theres 6 days between monday and sunday but only 1 between sunday and monday
How to live a happy life: 1)Do whatever you want 2)Don`t worry 3)Eat whatever you want 4)Don`t take advice from strangers on the internet
Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
A shark will only attack you if you’re wet.
Remember the good ole days when we had to get out of bed to use the Internet.
There`s always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks
"People should just mind their own business," probably the funniest thing I`ve ever read on a social networking site.
There are 2 kinds of people I can’t stand: Nosy people, and people who won’t tell me what in the hell is going on.
When I see a shoe on the side of the road I wonder if Cinderella is in a nearby house.
Pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.
Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centered lives already in progress.
School was so much easier when 2 plus 2 equaled 4 instead of "X." Whoever decided to involve the alphabet in math deserves a solid punch to the face.
I put the “Pro” in Procrastinate.
I like to Party! ... and by Party I mean take Naps