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You know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan.
Survival rule #1: You go first.
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
This status is mine....I licked it.
Messing up a guy’s hair = cute. Messing up a girl’s hair = putting your life on the line.
Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka qualifies right?
The trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
I slept and woke up. (ok, lately this has become a major accomplishment in my life)
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
If you never jumped from sofa to sofa as a kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
If people who shop at Walmart, “Save Money. Live Better.” Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?