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that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
Time flies when you’re having a drunken blackout.
You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We`ll see about that.
Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
I`m so broke right now if anybody robbed me they`d just be practicing
CANT TOUCH THIS!! Na na na na.
If we`re all expected to have sex with our Valentine on Valentine`s Day, I`m truly dreading Presidents` Day.
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
"Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-