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I`m an outdoorsy kind of guy, I like to drink beer outdoors
I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer ;)
If u think I talk to much, just let me know. We can talk about it!
Rough day! I have now completed the top 6 things off my to-do list ... Time to go get another six pack I guess.
If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
I like superheroes but I`d rather hang out with the villains.
What idiot called it a driver`s test and not a Game of Cones?
Starting tomorrow: Whatever Life throws at me… I’m gonna duck so it hits someone else.
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
my girlfriend does that cute thing, where she doesnt exist.
You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360
I like to listen to mexican radio but I dont know what they are singing or saying so I just pretend they are singing about how awesome I am.