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Before the internet I used to like people.
Whenever a little kid asks me to push him on the swing I remind him there are children his age in China making iPhones.
I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
im like the government: i spend money on things that aren`t important, and spend most of my time trying to explain to people why i need them.
The next time you feel you’re worthless…. just remember…. your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
We`re sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost effective carol "Aluminium Bells".
I`m not drunk ... But I`m working on it.
When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I`m sure you already know, have a great time!
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole. Siri was like STOP " I don`t do that ".
Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I’m a woman. And we never forget. Anything. Ever.
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
Great friends never let you do stupid things......alone
if your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it
I don`t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.