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Woke up with morning wood but she wouldn`t!
Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
WARNING:: going to bed on Sunday will cause Monday.
Time flies when you’re having a drunken blackout.
“Why is life so hard?” – Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter.
You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out.
Crazy? ... My therapist does say I should quit talking to myself.
Half the lies they tell about me aren`t true
went to the book store earlier to buy a Where´s Waldo book. When I got there, I couldn´t find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
My goal is to move just enough each day that no one pokes me to see if I`m dead.
Remind me why I work 40 hours a week to be this poor?
The institutions won`t take me so I am all yours.
I don`t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is my iPhone. Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.
*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*
My favorite part of The Notebook is when I turned it off and watched Terminator 3 instead.