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Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me.
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.
A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
Roughly 82% of my day is trying to decide what my next meal will be
Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy, if you put it in your stomach first.
Always remember, it`s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
your status deserves a standing ovation but I`m lazy I`ll just click `like`
My buddy asked me the other night if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him that I`m married now and thats were I sleep...
Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don`t even know water problem is!
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
You`re one of a kind! Thank goodness...
My friend`s Jeep was broken into and she acted so surprised about it. Your car is held together by zippers! It`s as secure as my pants.