Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
Why is there a show called “When animals attack”? It should be called “When stupid people go near dangerous animals.”
Sometimes getting unfriended on Facebook is magical....really....it`s like the trash took itself out.
I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo, because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
I’ve noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be.
Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets
Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!
My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy.
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.
I decided I really need to read more. I watch way to much TV ... So I turned on the subtitles.
Shouldn`t the Air and Space museum be empty?
I’m home alone. Time to start my concert.
I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it