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I like to play fetch with my cat....which, you know, is just me throwing stuff,,, followed by disappointment.
Just remember the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your talent
Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now.
My wife even says "NO" in her sleep. The force is strong with this one.
Is it a firm rule that you have to be an addict to check into rehab? Because that one in Malibu looks pretty nice.
Relationships are like yard sales... They look good from a distance but you get there & realize its just a bunch of sh!t you dont need.
You`re from my dreams... Or nightmares. I can`t decide which.
lol I rotfl
"No! Don`t go into the church! Nooo!" ... "Honey, what movie are you watching?" ... "Our wedding video."
My Hamster passed today, he fell asleep at the wheel.
The only problem with sarcasm is, it only works on intelligent people.
A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird.
Remember when mowhawks meant you were a tough punk rocker? Now they just mean that you`re 3 and your parents are idiots.
How`d this get posted?