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You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
If you ever question yourself, your life choices, your sanity...just watch an episode of Hoarders and you`ll be all good.
My new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
I hate when I spend the extra money to buy organic vegetables only to get home and find out that I bought regular donuts.
How will you survive a zombie apocalypse if you scream & run when you see a spider?
If relationship breakups never existed, the music industry would go Bankrupt !
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
People really need to get with the times. Smartphones are not for talking anymore.
I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-a$$".
GAL: Would you keep me in your heart forever? BOY: Nop! GAL: (sadly)...why? BOY: Because then you`ll occupy only one part of me...but i`ll keep you in my heart, mind & let you complete me.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I´m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
I`m just amazed after all these years that we STILL haven`t seen Mario`s buttcrack.