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Do you guys dance in the shower too? This morning I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)
You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink at night.
The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Of course you have a right to your own opinion. Just like I have a right to tell you to shove it up your a$$.
I wish my bladder had a snooze button.
I go from "Hard to get" to "Hard to get rid of" in 6 beers flat.
The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
If you feel bad because you didn’t do well on a final, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper.
I cant wait to show everyone at work my new cough
If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that`s still a sports injury, right?
I hate it when someone turns the light on while I`m sleeping and I`m like O_-
If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?