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If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There`s like 10 women to each man and they`re already there looking for things they don`t need.
Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat.
Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
When I was your age, we drank water straight out of the sink.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If your parents told you you`re beautiful, they`re lyin to you..:D
Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
Im afraid to go outside or even sit next to a window during an lightening storm. Im afraid that I`ll get zapped! I`m scared that God is gonna get me!!!
I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
“Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.