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“Hangover” makes it sounds like it’s all done now. I’d like to propose the term “hanghappening”.
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
I hate to sound racist, but.. all of your baby ultrasounds look the same.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
The unplanned moments tend to be the best ones.
Hit me with your pet shark #RuinAn80sSong
There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
Magic words that make my children disappear: 1) Bath time. 2) Who did this?!?! 3) When I was your age...
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
True love is biting a slice of pizza when you`re fully aware that it will burn the roof of your mouth.
The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.