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Late to bed and early to rise, makes me really tired and pissed off.
I’m trusting a whole lot of people not to randomly murder me throughout the day.
if there wasn´t a last minute I´d never get anything done.
People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented
Lady`s if you want guys to look at your face instead of your chest ... eat a banana.
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
I refuse to jump on the `I hate Mondays` bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
Where have you been all my life? ... Please go back there.
Don´t be stupid, it´s not smart.
I read Facebook for the pictures.
What`s wrong with having your mind in the gutter all the time?! If it weren`t for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!!!
If everyone would just be naughty next year, Santa would bring us all coal ... energy crisis solved!
So exactly what age will I stop falling over while trying to put on my underwear?