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Maybe I`m the good kind of fat like an avocado.
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
I am tired of men complaining about women complaining about men complaining about women
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn!
Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.
Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
I don`t think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we`re both pointing at the same tornado.
You don`t have to dress like you`re a handbag, unless you are Lady Gaga.
If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
We`re all just nudists in disguise...
Save water, shower together.
I`m sure the guy standing at the urinal next to me, regrets wearing those flip flops today.
My local news station says it gives us " news when it breaks " ...I want unbroken news!!