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This status was brought to you by me being bored on the toilet.
I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon.... I think I am going to be pretty good at it.
I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
Cold? Try Netflix. You’ll still be cold, but you’ll be watching Netflix.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an I-pad
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
lord, we beg you for tupac, and in return you can have justin bieber
drinking while working out...it`s called Bacardio
What I lack in good decisions, I make up for in inappropriate behavior.
Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
I used to be poor. Then I bought a dictionary, and now I`m impecunious.