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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
Could you please put your screaming baby on vibrate.
One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
I’ll call it a “smart phone” the day I yell, “Where’s my phone?!” and it answers, “I’m here! Under your covers!”
I just peed so hard that I laughed a little.
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
Things to do today.....pet all the spiders in my house at least twice with my shoe.
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
Having sex is like doing FRACTIONS... It`s IMPROPER for the larger one to be on top.
If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I`m going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That`s what I did."
WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don’t really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)
I hate sneezing during sex, as it alerts the neighbours and lets them know I`m watching.
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.