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Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
Iām probably single because I forgot to forward those chain messages from 2008.
Corduroy pillows?... They`re making headlines!....
Well...today is the day. Just gotta build up the nerve to tell my dog she is adopted.
Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people.
The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
I`d imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
It`s ok to admit when you`re wrong. Just don`t tell anyone.
Girls just wanna have funds.
Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
There were 2 muffins in a muffin shop the first 1 says "I love being a muffin!" then the 2 muffin says ``Holy crap its a talking muffin!"
As far as distractions go ... I like to think I`m a good one.
A dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.