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My friend named her female dog Karma... Karmas a bitch.
Smooth move.........ExLax
If you sneeze near an atheist, they just say "science appreciates you".
Technically, I don`t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I`m not doing anything.
ROFL!!ā¦.. LOL jk iām still in my chair.
I`m in my 30`s, but I still feel like I`m in my 20`s until I hang out with people in their 20`s and I`m like, "nope, I`m in my 30`s"
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
Help keep America beautiful. Stay in your house today.
My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle.
This girl is ignoring me like a check engine light.
I am going to open "The Karma Cafe" There will be no menus though. You will get what you deserve!
So apparently airport security doesn`t like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.
B!tch, please! You`re so fake, even barbie is jealous of you
Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms.
If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me.