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I`m so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
"How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
Life is like a box of chocolates and you`re on a diet so you can`t even enjoy it.
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
Commence six months of the clock in my car being wrong.
Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?.....just asking for a friend.
Summer needs to slow the hell down.
It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
All of my selfies are just still shots from surveillance footage.
This stupid lady is taking forever using her damn coupons for her groceries. All these rolls of pennies are heavy! Hurry up!
Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.
The problem with alcohol is that... it wears off.
Welcome to my bedroom,this is where the magic happens.....and by that I mean this is where I read my Harry Potter books.
If your day was that bad, why do you assume we want to know about it?
Today has been approved by both my middle fingers.