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Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
Babe, you look Hot! Is your air conditioner broken?
If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works.
The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it`s just a diagnosis.
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
Whoever invented the 5 day work week and 2 day weekend can suck my a**!
YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated.
If you`re going to stalk me at least notice when I`m running low on toilet paper & change the roll.